➎ Random Thoughts for Today

  1. My french manicure has once again defected. It’s somewhere in Lithuania…
  2. That Mary J Burger King song is catchy. Dammit.
  3. Will Kanye and Kim try another sex tape? Can we call it “GoldTrigga”? I’ll do set design.
  4. Moms should not network socially…
  5. Martyrs suck. Don’t do something if all you want is credit.

Bonus: I really want an Auntie Anne’s pretzel right now.

That is all.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s