Attention: CC is testing a new series called the Bougetteaúx Chronicles
See, most people think in black and white. Some folks are pretentiously bourgeois while others are unabashedly ghetto.
However, there is a shade of gray, somewhere happily in the middle, and we call it “Bougetteaúx”. It’s French.
Today’s topic: This $500 Dress at Neimans
Bougie: I can split this on 2 cards and eat lettuce all week/my man will get this for me
Getteaúx: Girl please. My cousin got a knockoff for $20/my man will get it for me
Bougetteaúx: hmmm I wonder if I can find this at Century’s?/imma surprise my man
Topic requests welcome.