Precious Little Fokkers

I have always worried how good I would be with my own CrabbyDumplings one day. Because heaven knows MamaCrab will need her sleep as will Papa….

I’m so glad someone has addressed this.

Here we have the first bedtime story for adults. How can anyone not appreciate gems like this?:

Adam Mansbach

Bedtime Reading?

“The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest

And the creatures who crawl, run,and creep

I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bull$h*t. Stop lying.

Lie the f*ck down, my darling, and sleep”

Mansbach’s other books include:
The End of the Jews and Angry Black White Boy

I see I have competition for that Pulitzer.

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