I’m mad at you..But you’re still so hot.🐇

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5 Things…random thoughts for today

5…CC doesn’t appreciate when people use the Bible to justify selfish motives and hateful thoughts. It’s like someone drank a tall cup of judgment and just spit out some scripture. Not cool. But how do you say that to your friend?

bflies4…Was ~relax, relate, release ~ not the best advice ever?

3…Can we discuss this R. Kelly and those leather pants/leggings?

2. CC wonders if you have ever felt it is possible to not be alone soemtimes, but still feel lonely

..however..

1. I am alive today to write this…with someone, somewhere alive and well enough to read it..and for that I am thankful

CC

Brittany Quotes of the Day. Happy Friday ~CC

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant’s pant.
Will: So close.

“ Tough love feels a lot like mean.”

“You look terrible. I look awesome”

It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel’s hair*

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is April 7, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know

“I thought you were going to tell me that I was an idiot and that’s bullying and I won’t tolerate that”

➎ Things: What Not to Do, but we do it anyway

**Angel Note: CC is guilty of some, not all, of the following. Thank you. **

1 – Keep FB friendships with people we secretly roll eyes at. It’s not that you dislike them but either they need to seriously calm down, or can’t be deleted due to other friendship alliances. However, there are 3 currently that may get the exception boot anyway. And CC is one of the nice crabs. Sometimes.

Nemo learns a valuable lesson

2 – Eat mint chocolate chip ice cream/random junk food in the middle of the night
… I am thinking it neither satisfies hunger – or – the reason you ate it to begin with. Ok, one exception. Cheesecake.
3 – Wait to buy a new pack of toilet paper just before the current one runs out. CC, for no reason, gets incredibly excited at a good 12-pack on sale. It’s just small enough to fit in my linen closet, just big enough that I won’t have to buy some for awhile. Then I wait until the last minute. A cycle.
4 – Let yourself be Stifled. Grounded yes, Stifled, nope.
5 – Repeat your parent’s lives. Good or bad, they lived it already. Why can’t we sometimes seem to pick our own? Guilt?

That is all. For now.
~CC

➎ Random Thoughts for Today

  1. My french manicure has once again defected. It’s somewhere in Lithuania…
  2. That Mary J Burger King song is catchy. Dammit.
  3. Will Kanye and Kim try another sex tape? Can we call it “GoldTrigga”? I’ll do set design.
  4. Moms should not network socially…
  5. Martyrs suck. Don’t do something if all you want is credit.

Bonus: I really want an Auntie Anne’s pretzel right now.

That is all.